- Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
- Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
Real script of Titanic
- *honk honk*
- Jack: Where to miss?
- Rose's real line: To the back seat you sexy fuck so i can fuck the shit out of you and make your body explode. then, you can sexually throw your hand against the window as i moan real loud so the windows get foggy as fuck. then i'm gonna promise you i'll get off at america with you and we can stay together forever and fuck some more since we're just so fucking kinky like that and i'm a slut and cheat on my fiance. and even though this ship is going to sink in less than 3 hours, i still love you but not enough to let you on a door that can fit a party of 69 people. Oh and I'm gonna watch you slowly die in ice cold water, then watch you sink under the water even though i promised you i would never let go.... sorry i'm a slut
- Rose's movie line: To the stars!
